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| What's a wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done. |    |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged screw , bed , housework - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| Jack goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Jack," the boss replies. "I'm sorry, I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Jack, "I knew I could count on you!" | |
Joke by joecorby, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , housework , cleaning , day off , boss - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What happens if you spill carpet cleaner? | |
Joke by jmz_901, in Jokes with no home > Home Improvements - Tagged carpet , housewife , housework , jimmy carr - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 week ago
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