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Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?".

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your fucking sense of humour".
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Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged naked , pretty , humour , sexy body , im too sexy  - Current Score: 363 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

In response to ze jibes that ve germans haf no humour.
Ze fuhrer vas in a restaurant, ze waiter asks do you want wein or juice?
Ze fuhrer answers; "Wein. Ze juice have been exterminated!"
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged hitler , jews , germans , humour  - Current Score: 272 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago

A magnificent site Sickipedia
Was once our favourite media
It developed a tumour
Of twats without humour
Now it's all shit and copies they feed ya
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged poem , sickipedia , twats , humour , boogaloo  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago

Ever notice when your telling a racist joke to a group of people that there's always one that doesn't laugh?

Fucking niggers have no sense of humour.
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Joke by jokeywokey, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged racist , laugh , nigger , humour  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago

What do you call someone in America with a good sense of humour?

A visitor.
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Joke by barnsleyben, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged funny , americans , sense , of , humour  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago

How can we say that Americans haven't got a sense of humour?... I mean we all make sick jokes on this website but they shit on us...they voted the sickest joke ever into power...Twice!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whogivesashit, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged george , bush , humour , shit , president  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago

According to a new survey, 76 percent of men said what they look for most in a woman is a sense of humour and a good personality...

This was a survey published in "Full Of Shit Magazine."
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Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged woman , humour , personality , magazine  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago

How do you know God has a sense of humour?

He invented Down Syndrome.
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Joke by TGS, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged god , utter , nasty , bastard , down , downs , syndrome , humour , well he started it  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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