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| Did you hear about the black kid who brought a noose into school? He got suspended. |    |
Joke by Storyteller, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged kkk , lynching , hanging , hung , black , american dream - Current Score: 70 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?' | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged mental , drown , hung - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A girl comes across a drunken Scotsman lying in a ditch. The Scotsman is fast asleep and the girl decides to take a peek up his kilt to see if the stories are true.She looks,and discovers the stories really are true and that the Scotsman is hauling a whopper. As a joke,she takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it round the Scotsmans todger. A few hours later,the Scotsman wakes up with a hangover and a full bladder.He hitches up his kilt to have a piss and is surprised to see a blue ribbon tied around his dick. "Well laddie,"he says."I don't know where you've been,but i'm mightily pleased to see you won first prize." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged scotland , scot , kilt , penis , hung , ribbon - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| This woman and her best friend go on holiday to the Caribbean and they meet a well hung black guy. After a week of a fantastic threesome sex, they ask his name and he said, "Snow." The two ladies piss themselves laughing and the black guy said, "what's the problem?" The first woman replies, "our husbands will not believe we had 10 inches of fucking snow in the Caribbean." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged snow , carribean , inch , black , hung - Current Score: 44 - Added: 5 months ago
| A Man phones up work, "Arthur, It's me Alan. Your Neighbour. I looked out the window this morning, and your wifes hung her self on the clothes line." He Said, "oh, fucking hell. Well, do us a favour, if it rains, fucking bring her in." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged work , phone , rain , fuck , hung , clothes line - Current Score: 13 - Added: 8 months, 20 days ago
| I don't see a problem with Autoerotic Asphyxiation, I like my men well hung... | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Men - Tagged autoerotic asphyxiation , hung , problem - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
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