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| I went to an authentic Somalian restaurant last night. We went in, sat for a while and then left hungry. |    |
Joke by DumbShit, in Religion and racism > Somali - Tagged somalian , hungry - Current Score: 141 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| Our TV screens seem to be constantly filled with images of starving Africans, usually with swarms of flies buzzing around them. Why don't they just eat the flies? | |
Joke by councilkid, in Jokes with no home > Africa - Tagged africans , flies , hungry - Current Score: 138 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Oxford Street and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looks at him and says, "God, I wish I had your willpower." | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged beggar , shopping , hungry , god , willpower - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| It must be hard being on "I'm a celebrity." Always hungry. Not allowed to eat real meat. Constantly dirty. Shoved far away from the rest of society. Despised by the world. The dregs of the population. The bottom of the food chain. Kind of like being a Muslim. | |
Joke by lawtom, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged im a celebrity , hungry , meat , dirty , society , world , muslim - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 hours ago
| I have discoved a great way to solve world hunger and world poverty in one simple step: Feed the poor to the hungry. | |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Jokes with no home > Hunger - Tagged hunger , poverty , solution , poor , hungry - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| What do you call a Chinese with one chopstick? Hungry. | |
Joke by philmassive, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , chopstick , hungry - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| Most Americans on death Row have a Chinese meal or a McDonalds as their last meal. Wouldn't they be hungry again by the time they got to the gas chamber? | |
Joke by dutchie, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged death row , prison , mcdonalds , chinese meals , hungry - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
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