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Barack Obama said in his speech last week, "God loves America."

Well, God may love America, but he fucking hates New Orleans.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Gustav - Tagged america , hurricane , new orleans , barack obama  - Current Score: 209 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago

The U.S. National Hurricane Center has announced that it will change the name of Hurricane Dean to Hurricane Full Employment, having learnt from the mistakes of Hurricane Katrina. A spokesman said:

"While it is unusual to miss out letters when naming storms, the thought of Full Employment bearing down on them might just terrify the blacks to evacuate this time."
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Joke by Mrwolf, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Dean/Jamaican Hurricane - Tagged hurricane , dean , jamaica , employment  - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

In news announced today, Disney are planning on making an animated tale about the New Orleans disaster and subsequent rescue attempt.

It's called "Finding Negroes".
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Joke by Mrwolf, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Katrina - Tagged hurricane , katrina , new orleans , black , racist , disney  - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Hurricane Gustav is about to hit Jamaica, lets see if Usain Bolt can outrun this fucker.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by supertommo, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged usain bolt , hurricane  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago

Just been watching the news. In New Orleans, there are thousands of black people running through the streets carrying sackloads of valuables.

Just think what it'll be like when someone tells them that Hurricane Gustav's on the way...
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Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > New Orleans - Tagged hurricane , new orleans , blacks , thieves  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago

Hurricane Gustav is approaching the Gulf coast, which reminds me:

What is the similarity between my jokes on Sickipedia and the residents of New Orleans?

Some of them will not make it through the night and eventually will be buried.
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Joke by Cleveland, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Gustav - Tagged hurricane , death , sickipedia , jokes  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months ago

There is a block of flats with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and an asian family lives at the bottom. The block of flats burns down, destroying the whole building. which family survived?

The white family: they were all at work.

And why were a white family living in a block of flats full of immigrants?

They were thick americans.
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Joke by colio, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , asian , racism , hurricane , duplicate  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 days ago

All these jokes about New Orleans and all the people that will probably be killed in hurricane Gustav, am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor bastards?

I mean, nobody deserves to be black.
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Joke by Daniel., in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Gustav - Tagged black , gustav , hurricane , new orleans  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago

Hurricane Ike was such a disaster...it's just hard to put into words.

I mean, it only killed 50 Americans.
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Joke by Riggsy, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , hurricane , ike , pwned  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago

Hurricane Gustav.

Proof that God hates Americans as much as we do.
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Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged hurricane , god hates america , bless  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago

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