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| A guy goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with my sex life." The doctor asks, "can you describe the problem?" "Well... I wake up in the morning and shag my wife, then I have a shower and a shave and I shag her again. I have my breakfast and shag her again on the table, then I get a blowjob from her before I leave for work" "Okay..." the doctor replies. "I haven't finished yet. I get to work and shag my secretary in my coffee break. At lunch-time I go to see my mistress and shag her a couple of times. I get back to work and shag my secretary again in the afternoon tea-break." "Right." "Excuse me, I still haven't finished. After work, I see my mistress again on the way home and shag her. Then I get home and shag the wife. I have my dinner and shag her again, then we go to bed and shag a couple of times before going to sleep." "Well, I don't see what the problem is..." The guy says, "it hurts when I wank." |    |
Joke by cc1957, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , wank , hurt - Current Score: 179 - Added: 1 year ago
| I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. But it's the two from my mum that really hurt.... | |
Joke by geordie_boy, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged emails , small , girlfriend , hurt , mum , jimmy carr - Current Score: 78 - Added: 1 year ago
| My old Grandad's motto in life was "What you can't see, won't hurt you." He died of radiation poisoning. | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged grandad , see , hurt , radiation , poisoning - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I've never understood why football fans chant, "You're going home in a fucking ambulance!" Since when do the NHS do drop-offs? | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Celebrity and news events > NHS - Tagged nhs , ambulance , football , chant , hurt , injure , injury , wtf ed byrne - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| I still remember the first time me and my girlfriend had sex. She was crying, telling me to stop, saying it hurt. If she ever finds out it was me who raped her, I'm fucked. | |
Joke by thebossman, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , girlfriend , hurt - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| I just solved a few of Britain's immigration problems. Or as the jury deemed it: "Grievous Bodily Harm." | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged gbh , hurt , beat up , immigrant - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| A blonde walks into a coffee shop and orders a cup of tea, and complains to the brunette, "Why does my eye hurt when I take a sip of my tea?" The brunette replies, "You might want to take the spoon out!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , brunette , tea , spoon , hurt - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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