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| There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use: 10. What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 9. What the fuck was that? -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 8. Where did all these fucking Indians come from? -- Custer, 1877 7. Any fucking idiot could understand that. -- Einstein, 1938 6. It does so fucking look like her! -- Picasso, 1926 5. How the fuck did you work that out? -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 4. You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? -- Michelangelo, 1566 3. Scattered fucking showers, my arse! -- Noah, 4314 BC 2 Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? -- Bill Clinton, 1999 1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad. -- Saddam Hussein, 2003 Added by doversole: Must get that fucking handrail fixed. -- Robert Maxwell, 1991 added by woop123: i only wanted fucking world domination.-adolf hitler 1945 |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > fuck - Tagged history , acceptable , fuck , clinton , hussein - Current Score: 267 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| When Saddam Hussein was found guilty he was originally sentenced to be shot. His last request was to name his own firing squad: He chose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards | |
Joke by darylsws, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged saddam , hussein , shot , lampard , gerrard , carragher - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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