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During a sermon, the vicar hands around a donation plate.

One of the people attending, a gay man, pulls out a huge wad of twenty pound notes and places it on the plate. When the plate is returned, the vicar sees the wad of notes, gasps and says, "can the kind person who donated such a generous amount please stand up?"

The gay man stands up.

"You are very generous sir," says the vicar, "you may choose your three favourite hymns."

The gay bloke looks around, points and says, "I'll have him, him and him."
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Joke by munkybars, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged him , hymns , gay , vicar , donation  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago

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