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I've just popped round to meet the new next door neighbours, and I think they're Jewish.

Well, they've got a fucking fork in the sugar bowl, teabags on the washing line, and double glazed windows so that the kids can't hear the ice-cream vans.
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Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged jewish , teabag , washing line , ice , cream , van , kids , fork , sugar , bowl  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

"I'm sorry Dragon's Den, but who wouldn't pay to see 'Stephen Hawking On Ice'?"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Kierensfaroes, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged dragons den , stephen hawking , ice  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago

I hear that Eskimos have over a hundred different words for snow and ice...

Do you think that means the French have over 100 different words for surrender?
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Joke by Kaine, in Jokes with no home > World War II - Tagged french , surrender , eskimo , ice  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago

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