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| Two spastics go up to an ice-cream van and say, "Can we have a couple of 99's please?" The ice-cream man says, "Certainly, would you like chocolate or strawberry sauce?" They say, "It doesn't really matter, mate... we're gonna drop 'em anyway." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disabled , spastic , icecream , ice cream , drop - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Why do jewish families have double glazed windows? So the children can't hear the ice-cream van | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , icecream , tight - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice-cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "arthritis." | |
Joke by redrobinson, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old , icecream , old people - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A blonde goes into an ice-cream shop and asks for a single chocolate scoop. The clerk says "we've just run out of chocolate, but for the inconvenience, we'll give you another scoop of a different flavour for free." The blonde thinks for a moment, and asks again for chocolate. The clerk sighs and says "spell VAN in Vanilla." "V-A-N" The blonde answers proudly. "Spell STRAW in Strawberry" The clerk says. "S-T-R-A-W" Again the blonde answers proudly. "Spell FUCK in chocolate" the clerk says one last time. "There is no FUCK in chocolate..." She replied. "Exactly." The clerk answers. "Now fuck off." | |
Joke by iKarp, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , icecream , clerk - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I think our local ice-cream-man's impotent. He's got 'Mister Softie' written all over his van. | |
Joke by issachunt, in Illness and mortality > Impotency - Tagged impotent , icecream - Current Score: 2 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
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