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What is the capital of Iceland?

About £2.50 at the moment, and falling.
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Joke by issachunt, in Jokes with no home > Iceland - Tagged iceland  - Current Score: 191 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago

I sympathise with everyone who lost money in Iceland.

I dropped a two pound coin between two freezers and never got it back.
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Joke by milo123, in Celebrity and news events > Iceland - Tagged iceland , money , lose  - Current Score: 155 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago

Failing to pay your taxes, and becoming bankrupt.

That's why mums shop at Iceland
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Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry katona , taxes , iceland  - Current Score: 145 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago

Isn't it ironic that Kerry Katona went bankrupt just before Iceland?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged iceland , credit crunch , kerry katona  - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago

two blondes doing a crossword ......


one says "flightless bird from iceland 6 and 7 letters"

second blond says "thats easy, frozen chicken, stupid!!"
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Joke by seanisalegend, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged blonde , crossword , flightless , iceland , easy , chicken  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago

So Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt, eh?

I wonder if all her assets, like her food, will be frozen.
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Joke by geordieboi, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , katona , bankrupt , iceland  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago

My Mum used to say, "beggars can't be choosers."

Is that why Kerry Katona shops in Iceland then?
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged katona , iceland , bankrupt , proverbs , mum  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago

Cider £1 per litre,
Condoms £5 for 20,
Cheap sluttly clothes under £10,

That's why teenage mums shop at Iceland.
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Joke by Gunners, in Celebrity and news events > Iceland - Tagged iceland , teenage mums , joke  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago

Why is everyone making such a big deal about the crisis at Iceland.
Let's face it, if the worst comes to the worst I'm going to Tesco.
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Joke by bluedishwasher, in Jokes with no home > Iceland - Tagged iceland , tesco  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

In the latest Iceland advert on tv, Kerry Katona tells us....
"Shush!" she says "I`ll let you into a secret, Colleen is very tight"

'Tight' indeed Kerry......but i`d rather be 'tight' than have a cunt like a bucket like your good self.
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Joke by cletus, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , katona , iceland , cunt , bucket , tight  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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