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| When I was a kid my budgie died, so my mum went out and bought an identical replacement, hoping I wouldn't realise. But I did and I killed that one too. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged budgie , killed , replacement , identical - Current Score: 313 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| I found out today that there are over 1 billion Chinese people in the world... ...but if there are so many, how come I've only ever seen one? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , identical , world , billion , chink - Current Score: 280 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| I'm sick of all these fucking offensive jokes about Theo Walcott and Lewis Hamilton looking the same - it's not funny, it's just racism, and anyone can tell which is which. Theo Walcott wears a racing helmet and Lewis Hamilton wears an Arsenal kit. (well, probably a suit now he's president) | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged black , identical , not funny , get it sorted , duplicate of a duplicate - Current Score: 240 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| When I was a little girl, me and my twin had it tough. Our mother would dress us in identical clothes. I didn't mind too much but my twin hated it, especially when the boys used to look up his skirt to see what colour knickers he was wearing. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Twins - Tagged twins , identical , knickers - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| Saying, "that's the prettiest Chinese girl I ever saw," is like saying, "that's the tastiest water I ever drank." | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged identical , chinese , water - Current Score: 41 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
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