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| I arrived in Australia after a long hard flight and the man in Passport Control pulled me over. "Alright, can I check your passport?" PC Shayne said. Knackered and needing sleep I just grunted, "Yup" PC Shayne took this as rudeness from a Pom and went into overdrive. "Alright, mate, have you got a criminal record?" I replied, "I did not realise it was mandatory any longer!" I have just been released! |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , criminal , convict , colony , ignorant - Current Score: 261 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What do you call a lesbian Muslim? A fucking godsend. At least she won't give birth to another dirty, stinking, sweaty, ignorant, robbing, cricket-playing, stone-throwing, bacon-butty-dodging, pyjama-wearing, bomb-making, AK47-wielding, terrorist, murdering, democracy-hating, benefit-cheating, lazy, horrible, good for nothing cunt! God bless equal opportunism and freedom of speech. God save the Queen! | |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , lesbian , dirty , ignorant , murdering , cunt - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
| Was in Waterstones the other day and asked the woman behind the counter where I could find the self help books. Ignorant bitch said if she told me it would defeat the purpose of the exercise. | |
Joke by bigboy, in Jokes with no home > Books - Tagged waterstones , self help , ignorant - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 week ago
| One bad habit the Americans seem to have picked up from us Brits is that of running their prisons like holiday camps. I was reading that the inmates in Guantanamo Bay have access to all the bacon sandwiches they can eat and booze they can drink. Hell, some of them even get taken out for the day to go 'water-boarding'... sounds like fun. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged prison , americans , muslim , terrorist , pork , waterboarding , torture , booze , ignorant - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
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