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| It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Gary Glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock. |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , illegal , clothes , molester , thai , cock - Current Score: 266 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| It makes me laugh how apparently everytime I download off Limewire, I'm ruining the music industry. What about everytime they make a fucking new series of X-Factor? | |
Joke by Cowman, in Jokes with no home > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , x factor , music , limewire , illegal , industry - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 day ago
| Five guys in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro." "What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the driver. "Quattro means four" replies Paddy. "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the driver retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your sergeant over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged border , cars , illegal , irish , paddy , garda - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| WANTED . . . Illegal immigrant to act as a mud flap for a 1978 Ford Cortina. Must be flexible and willing to travel. | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged wanted , illegal , car , ford , cortina , job , vacancy - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year ago
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