Add Joke - All Jokes - Categories - Recent Changes - Forum - Feedback - About - Buy The Book - RSS
Search:
Welcome, Guest!
Would you like to log in , or create an account?
Report a site problem
Browsing tag: illiterate
Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest

Showing all jokes.

Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.

They're calling it 'Islam'.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TGS, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged arabs , islam , muslim , submission , mohammed , allah , dark ages , illiterate , sisterfucking , morons  - Current Score: 249 - Added: 4 months, 1 day ago

'American English' seems to be a term used more and more often these days.

But why not just write 'illiterate'?
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ididyourmom, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , english , illiterate , english is our language  - Current Score: 195 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago

If you can read this then you are not black.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , racist , read , stupid , illiterate  - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year ago

After spitting at a photographer outside a nightclub, Wayne Rooney has been ordered to write an apology.

That's a six month sentence. A bit harsh.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Wayne Rooney - Tagged illiterate , wayne rooney  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 4 weeks ago

A man walked up to a school and said, "can you teach me to read and write?"

The administrator said, "yes we can! Just fill out this form."
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged illiterate , read , write , school , form , teach  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 5 months, 3 days ago

I'm not illiterate.

My parents have been married for years...
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 8 ace, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged illiterate , illegitimate , daft  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago

I am an ambidextrous illiterate...

I can write fuck all with both hands
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by NUFC, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged ambidextrous , writing , illiterate  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

My uncle is illiterate and ambidextrous. Which is a double tragedy. He is unable to write, with both handsI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by robharr, in Illness and mortality > Illiterate - Tagged illiterate , ambidextrous , tragedy  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

George Bush is looking forward to retirement and getting his memoirs published.

It shouldn't take too long once he learns to read and write.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged bush , illiterate  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 weeks ago

I never understood the jokes on here about America, how they're stupid, illiterate etc etc. But now I do, after seeing Barrack Obama's campaign slogan.

Change We Need.

Now I understand..
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jmtryan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged barack obama , illiterate , stupid , american  - Current Score: -2 - Added: 3 weeks ago

Showing all jokes.

Custurd spent 2.73ms doing 12 queries and 0.09s processing. She's 11.93% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel