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| I see it has become a law that to come into this country as a immigrant you have to be educated in English to GCSE standard. This is ridiculous, when I hire a prostitute do you really think I care if she's read Shakespeare? |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged immigrant , prostitute , shakespear , english - Current Score: 117 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| What's the difference between a picnic table and an immigrant? A picnic table can support itself. | |
Joke by millerSMASH, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged immigrant , support - Current Score: 46 - Added: 9 months, 2 days ago
| I was in the back of a taxi cab the other day and the cabbie was complaining about immigrants. He said "they don't learn the language, they dont work, they stay in their own little communities and don't socialise with us, they drink heavily and cause a lot of problems in city centres" Yep, that Spanish cabbie really doesn't like the Brits. | |
Joke by Fading Portugese Tan, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged spain , england , cab , immigrant , chav - Current Score: 42 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A Somali arrives in Swindon as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!". The person says "I no Blitish. I flom Hong Kong". the new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not British". He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a British citizen?". She says, "No, I am from Romania!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?" The Romanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says "Probably at work". | |
Joke by sponge, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged swindon , somali , paki , immigrant , work - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Good to see the Government hasn't lost its sense of humour. According to the latest Home office advert, you need a license to employ people from outside the EU or they "won't get through". Apart from the five million they missed, obviously. | |
Joke by roandy, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged government , home office , advert , immigrant , eu - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Two Pakis walking down a street in England. One says to the other, "You know, I'm so proud, I've only been in this country six months and I can already speak fluent Polish." | |
Joke by goonerphil, in Religion and racism > Assylum Seekers - Tagged immigrant - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Today's Daily Star said 'One in four births in Britain is to an immigrant woman'. WHO THE HELL IS SHE & ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME SHE WAS STERILIZED!!!! | |
Joke by funnybone, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged immigrant , births , britain , daily star - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| I spoke to an immigrant this morning. I said, "what part of this country do you think best represents Great Britain?" He said, "ten Downing Street." I said, "why do you say that?" He said "'cos they'll let any idiot in." | |
Joke by Spuggy, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged immigrant , asylum seekers , great britain - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| I just solved a few of Britain's immigration problems. Or as the jury deemed it: "Grievous Bodily Harm." | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged gbh , hurt , beat up , immigrant - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I ready" The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, Mister manager, I ready" The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have. | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged paki , immigrant , racist , racism , call centre - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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