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| Be proud to be British.We know exactly where every untaxed car is located among the millions of car owners in the UK, but we haven't got a fucking clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe Gordon Brown should put the fucking DVLA in charge of immigration. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged proud , dvla , british , untaxed , immigrants , terrorists , gordan brown , wanker , cunt , twat , bastard - Current Score: 144 - Added: 11 months ago
| How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they expect us to do it for them. | |
Joke by DickWank, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged islam , lightbulb , immigrants - Current Score: 121 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Have you noticed that if you re-arrange the letters in the word 'immigrants', as well as adding and taking away letters, it actually reads: "Fuck off home you hairy bed sheet and sandal with socks wearing horrible cunts". Coincidence? I don't think so... | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged immigrants , cunts - Current Score: 104 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
| In Belfast last week, two guys looking at the notice board in the police station window. It said, "two asylum seekers wanted for rape." Mick turned to Pat and said, "feking immigrants get all the best jobs now." | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Religion and racism > Assylum Seekers - Tagged wanted for rape , immigrants , jobs - Current Score: 53 - Added: 5 months ago
| I can truly relate to the fear felt by Ethnic minorities in modern Britain today...cos I'm British | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > British - Tagged minority , ethnic , an englishman in london , immigrants - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| News Bulletin: all immigrants living in this country have decided to go back home, taking with them their foreign dress and languages. They are also going to pay back the millions of pounds they have received courtesy of the British tax payer Carlsberg don't make the news, but if they did, then it'd probably be the best news in the world | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged carlsberg , immigrants , news , tax , brittish , world - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year ago
| Hard Working Fresh smelling Attractive Fun Open for change Carlsberg don't do immigrants.... | |
Joke by ToeKnee, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged immigrants , carlsberg - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 days ago
| Leeds council have done a survey on what residences think about Polish in their city. 23% said there were too many and 77% said -" Pzwekj Oiv Djkevtski Polski"!! | |
Joke by Smiling assassin, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged council , immigrants , leeds - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| The government are starting to hand out patches to white people that help them to stop hating blacks, pakis and immigrants. They're called niggarettes. | |
Joke by plinth, in Religion and racism > Racism - Tagged niggers , blacks , pakis , immigrants , racism - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The Premier League has officially decided to rename Arsenal's stadium the Immigrants | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged arsenal , arrogance , immigrants - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
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