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| THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Donner kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged impossible , drunk , fool , muslims are cunts - Current Score: 43 - Added: 11 months ago
| Why can't a man ever please a woman? Because no man has a prick made of chocolate that ejaculates money! | |
Joke by guest1, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged women , please , impossible - Current Score: 38 - Added: 6 months ago
| Nothing is impossible. Thats bollocks. I do nothing everyday. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged nothing , impossible , bollocks - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month ago
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