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| What do Sickipedia and an 80 year old man have in common? They both have trouble staying up. |    |
Joke by Robby, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , old men , impotence - Current Score: 323 - Added: 1 year ago
| A man was having some trouble in bed with his wife of 20 years, he kept finishing early. To remedy this he went to the doctors who told him to, before he gets home, masturbate until just before he comes, then to have sex with his wife and that he will be able to last. The man thinks about where he can have a wank and decides on under his car on the way home because work is too crowded and he can pretend to be checking the axle or something. On the way home he pulls over to the side of the road, lies down under the car pretending to be checking the axle, he closes his eyes and starts wanking, invisioning his wife. A little while later he hears footsteps and a voice called "Hello sir, I'm a cop, can I ask you what you're doing here?" so the man, still with his eyes shut, said, "I'm just checking my rear axle officer." To which the officer replies, "You might want to check your brakes too mate because your car rolled down the hill five minutes ago." | |
Joke by Spoonfed, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , police , impotence , sex - Current Score: 96 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "When your partner can take no more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another year." The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised. His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for?" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged old , viagra , impotence , witch doctor , blind - Current Score: 93 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged nature , impotence - Current Score: 79 - Added: 9 months, 3 days ago
| I got some spam email today: Dooo YOuu N33D VIaGra??? Just think, somewhere there's an impotent dyslexic crying their eyes out. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexia , impotence , viagra - Current Score: 33 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| Quote of the day: The hardest time in a man's life is between puberty and impotence. | |
Joke by prydwen, in Jokes with no home > Quote - Tagged sex , impotence - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months, 8 days ago
| What is the biggest cause of impotence in the world? Ugly wives | |
Joke by lionarse, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , impotence , ugly , women , erection , penis - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| I'm getting a lot of spam at the moment offering to make my dick bigger, and trying to sell me all sorts of cures for impotence. This really pisses me off - I wonder who told them? | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Illness and mortality > Impotency - Tagged impotence , erection , small dick , penis , e mail , spam - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| After Bush was re-elected Japan sent 100,000,000 cases of Viagra to the United States after hearing that they were unable to hold an election. | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japs , nips , impotence , election - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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