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I once got into an argument with a pikey, and I was bricking it after he threatened to get his dad, his brother, and his uncle to all find me and beat me up.

Imagine my relief when they all turned out to be one person.
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Joke by Angryinfidel, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikey , inbred , dad , uncle , brother  - Current Score: 217 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Texas: 25 million people, 12 surnames. Something's not right here.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged texas , paedopile , incest , america , redneck , inbred , interbred , sister  - Current Score: 213 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Little Johnny was taking confession, and he told the priest that he was having impure thoughts about his sister.

"Is this a sin, Father?" he asked.

The priest nodded and said, "Yes, Little Johnny, indeed, it is a sin.

Look at the two beautiful brothers you have."
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Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged confession , gay , priest , little johnny , inbred  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 8 months, 2 days ago

I've just been to McDonalds to get a Cheeseburger.

You get a choice of 3 sizes now.

Regular.

Medium.

Fat Yank Bastard

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Stop editing it Yanks, dont be scared of the truth
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Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat , yank , bastard , inbred , american , bigot , burger  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago

I met an American once. He said, "come back to my home and meet my wife and sister."

So I went along - funny thing was, I only met one woman...
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Joke by newzero, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans are inbred rednecks , inbred  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 6 months, 8 days ago

Why should Americans wear condoms when having sex?


I think it's pretty fucking obvious.
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Joke by 5ftlegend, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged no more americans , incest , inbred  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months, 18 days ago

Shannon Matthews managed to go back to school this week.

Her first lesson was European History.

Pointing at the Scandinavian and Nordic Countries on the map, her Teacher says, "Well Shannon, these are the Countries of your Forefathers"

"But my Mummy says that I have Five Fathers and they're all from Dewsbury," replies Shannon.
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Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged inbred  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 8 months, 11 days ago

I used a computer service to trace my family tree.

It got as far as Sheffield, hit an infinite loop and crashed.
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Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged recursion , buffer overflow , inbred , sheffield , interbred , family tree , family , incest  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 days ago

Whats the difference between being born in London and born in Liverpool?

If your born and live in London your a Londonder born 'n' bred

If your born and live in Liverpool your a Liverpudlian born inbred.
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Joke by David7Villa, in Jokes with no home > Liverpool - Tagged london , liverpool , scouser , inbred , difference , scum  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 week ago

Kentucky: five million people, fifteen surnames.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kurlykate, in Religion and racism > kentucky - Tagged kentucky , inbred  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

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