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| Who says men can't multi-task? I can fuck my girlfriend and think about her sister at the same time. |    |
Joke by Revvyb, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged incest , sex , paedo - Current Score: 570 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Me and the wife were trying roleplay in the bedroom last night. She walked out in a huff after 30 seconds. Apparently, asking your wife to pretend to be your daughter isn't very sexy. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged paedo , paedophile , roleplay , daughter , incest - Current Score: 518 - Added: 7 months, 29 days ago
| A man takes his nine year old daughter to the doctor. After several hours in the waiting room, (NHS...) they're called in. "Hello," the doctor says. "How can I help you?" The man nods, "It's my daughter, I was wondering if you could put her on birth control." "Birth control?" the doctor is incredulous. "She's too young to be sexually active!" "Sexually active?" the father says, "She just lies there like her mother!" | |
Joke by co2, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , paedophilia , sex , daughter , chemist , birth control , condom , paedophile , josef , fritzl , austria - Current Score: 483 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A girl is watching her father shower. She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those?" He looks at his watch and says, "When your mother leaves for work!" | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , paedo , paedophilia , father , parents , child - Current Score: 457 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A guy rings his boss at work and says, "Look, I'm really sorry, but I can`t come to work today. I'm sick". "Sick!" screams his boss. "Sick! This is the tenth time this month. Just exactly how sick are you?" "Well", he replies, "I'm in bed with my nine-year-old daughter." | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , sex , paedophile , paedo - Current Score: 375 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I said "Darling, let's try something new in the bedroom... I'll get some chocolate spread, some whipped cream, and a few strawberries. "Then I'll paint my cock with the chocolate spread, and call the kids in for a 'special treat'. Then, one by one, I'll pop the strawberries up my arse, squirt cream down my crack, and while Emily deepthroats me for the last of the chocolate, Jessica can my lick my arsehole and swallow strawberries as I shit them out. "Then it'll be time to pop their cherries. I'll start with Jess cos she's already 9, she'll be a bit more developed. While I'm fucking her childish vagina, Emily can lick up the blood and get her own tiny cunt ready for a good stretching. "Then I'll finish off by banging them in the arse a couple of times before squirting my load over their pretty little faces. Shall we give it a go?" My wife looked stunned. "OVER MY DEAD BODY!" she said. I said "Fuck me you're into some weird shit" | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , necrophilia , paedophilia , virgin , aristocrats , rape , woman , cunt , death , kids , cock , paedo , fuck , arse , children , dad , daughter , sick - Current Score: 286 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A 13-year-old Belgian girl wrote to the advice column of a teenager's magazine: "I am 13 years old and I'm the only virgin in the class. Is my Dad queer?" | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged daughter , dad , virgin , belgium , incest , paedo - Current Score: 283 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| My daughter used to go out wearing the shortest skirts and lowest tops known to man and I advised her not to. I said, "You're going to end up getting raped one of these days, and you'll be sorry then!". Of course the inevitable happened and she was so upset - I decided not to rub it in her face though. I just came on her tits instead. | |
Joke by CJJ, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged daughter , rape , incest , cum , tits , shove my dick in her face - Current Score: 247 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| I think my uncle was a ventriloquist, He used to put his hand up my bum and tell me not to talk. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged ventriloquist , uncle , incest , paedophille - Current Score: 242 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| Unlike some people on Sickipedia, I am not tempted by incest and paedophilia. My daughter is too precious. And ugly. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged incest , daughter - Current Score: 232 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
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