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What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night?

Cot death.
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Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged inch , inches , stiff , hard , scream , night , cry , baby , babies , women , woman , cot death , cot , dead , death  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

This woman and her best friend go on holiday to the Caribbean and they meet a well hung black guy. After a week of a fantastic threesome sex, they ask his name and he said, "Snow."
The two ladies piss themselves laughing and the black guy said, "what's the problem?"
The first woman replies, "our husbands will not believe we had 10 inches of fucking snow in the Caribbean."
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Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged snow , carribean , inch , black , hung  - Current Score: 44 - Added: 5 months ago

Why can't women read maps?

Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept that 1 inch is equal to a mile.
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Joke by Mrwolf, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , men , sexist , inch  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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