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| What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? Cot death. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged inch , inches , stiff , hard , scream , night , cry , baby , babies , women , woman , cot death , cot , dead , death - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's eight inches long, two inches thick ,and starts with a P? A good crap. | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged crap , inches , starts with - Current Score: 87 - Added: 8 months, 24 days ago
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What's ten inches long, two inches wide, and starts with a p? A really good shit! | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged shit , pee , 6 , inches - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half- century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming... and the smell of burning rubber!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condom , inches , man , married , erection - Current Score: 46 - Added: 10 months, 10 days ago
| Why have elephants got 4 feet? Cos they'd look fucking stupid with 3 inches! | |
Joke by soggy bear, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged elephant , feet , inches - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Rejected Dr Seuss books: Are You My Proctologist? Aunts in My Pants Fox in Detox Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet Horton Fakes an Orgasm Horton Hires a Ho My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch The Cat in the Blender The Flesh-Eating Lorax The Grinch's Ten Inches Who Shat in the Hat? Yentl the Lentil Your Colon can Moo - Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil | |
Joke by LawrenceQ3, in Jokes with no home > Dr Seuss - Tagged dr seuss , ho , shat , colon , rabid , blender , inches - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months, 9 days ago
| Whats 6 inches long and disturbing? The distance between a downsyndromes eyes. | |
Joke by DownsyndromeDrugLord, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged downs syndrome , six , inches - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
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