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| I thought I was getting Alzheimer's until I found out that every time I fell asleep my wife was moving the bookmark forward 20 pages. Still I got her back by making her think she's incontinent. Every time she falls asleep I piss on her lap. |    |
Joke by marley, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , book , wife , husband , piss , incontinent - Current Score: 138 - Added: 7 months, 10 days ago
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