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| I saw on the news today that India has launched a spaceship to the moon. I also half expected to see fifty of the bastards clinging to the side, trying to get a free ride. |    |
Joke by grump, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged india , space , moon - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| In today's Sun it says you can support a child in India for £10 a year. "Pack your bags, children, you're going on a long holiday." | |
Joke by el.hannen, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged child , india , cheap , frankie boyle - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| NEWS FLASH They said that people in India were burning effiggies of Jade Goody. They weren't, they were barbecuing a pig. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , pig , india , effiggies , barbecuing - Current Score: 66 - Added: 10 months, 21 days ago
| Bad news for me. With all these deaths and injuries after the shootings in Mumbai, I'm gonna have to wait another fucking half an hour before speaking to some Indian dipshit at HSBC tomorrow. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > India Shooting - Tagged hsbc , mumbai , indian , india , shoot , shooting - Current Score: 44 - Added: 5 days ago
| Nat West are proud to announce that all their Call Centres are situated in England and not India. Yes, fucking Bradford. Its the same thing you cunts! | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Call Centres - Tagged nat west , call centres , india , bradford , same thing - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Two muhajadin on a speedboat heading towards Mumbai. "What do you want to do first when we get there?" says one. "I'm hungry," says the other. "Lets shoot straight into town, I could murder an Indian." | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Shootings - Tagged muhajadin , mumbai , murder , india - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 days ago
| Shocking news reports are coming from the disputed border region between India and Pakistan. Indian Hindu fighters are capturing Pakistani Muslims and burying them up to their necks in sand. Western governements have been highly critical of these methods, but have agreed to an aid package , and have promiced an extra foot of sand per prisoner. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , pakistanis , muslim , islam , aid , sand , execution , india , prisoners of war , pakistan - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
| So Jade Goody had to quit the Indian Big Brother for health reasons. Well isn't that a shame, she'd have done really well on that. After all, in India the cow is sacred. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , india , big brother , cow - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months ago
| England are having to cancel their one day series in India due to the shootings. Shall we just call it a draw? | |
Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > India Shooting - Tagged mumbai , shootings , india , cricket - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 days ago
| I see the that India have just sent up their first rocket to the moon... Just goes to show they really will deliver their takeaways anywhere!! | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged moon , india , takeaway , rocket , racist - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
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