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Dave the Scouser is touring the USA. Along the way, he stops off at a remote bar in the Nevada desert and chats to the bartender when he spots a Red Indian in full tribal dress seated in the corner of the bar.

"Blimey!" remarks Dave. "Who's he?"

"Gee, that's the memory man," replies the bartender. "He knows everything there is to know. Got a memory like an elephant, he can remember any fact. Heck, go and try him out!"

Dave heads over to the Red Indian, thinking that he can outsmart him with a question about English football.

He asks the memory man, "Who won the 1965 FA cup final?"

"Liverpool," came the instantaneous reply.

Dave was stunned. He tried again asking, "Who did they beat?"

"Leeds," replied the memory man.

Dave tried once more asking, "What was the final score?"

The wise Red Indian didn't hesitate in answering, "2-1."

Dave thinks he'll get smart, asking the memory man for the name of the winning goal scorer. Without so much as blinking, the Red Indian says, "Ian St John."

Dave is stunned and returns home to Liverpool, where he tells everyone about the Red Indian. Dave's curiosity lingers, and he vows to return to American and pay his respects to the Indian. Ten years later, Dave finally saved up enough money to return and, after weeks of searching the Nevada desert, once more he finds the Red Indian, now in a cave.

Humbled by the Red Indian, Dave steps forward, bows, and greets the brave in his traditional tongue.

"How," Dave says.

The memory man squints at him and replies, "A diving header in the six-yard box."

Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged liverpool , nevada , desert , indian , red , memory , 2-1 , dave - Current Score: 228 - Added: 5 months ago

I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?"

I said "Go on then, one song then you can fuck off".

Joke by eatmeat, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged karaoke , curry , indian - Current Score: 154 - Added: 10 months ago

This Indian bloke walks into this supermarket and ask the attendant what kind of toilet paper they have for sale. The attendant shows him three brands. The first brand is called Kleenex and costs two pounds for two rolls, the second brand is Sorbent and costs one pound for two rolls and the third brand is a no name brand and costs fifty pence for five rolls.
The Indian says, "five rolls for fifty pence, that is cheap - think of the vindaloos I can have."
So the Indian buys the no name toilet paper and leaves. The next day he returns to the store and finds the attendant and says to him, "I still have got four toilet rolls left, but I have found a name for your toilet roll."
The attendant looked confused when he said that and asked him to explain.
The Indian says, "you should call it John Wayne toilet paper!"
The attendant said, "why John Wayne?"
And the Indian replies, "because John Wayne was rough and he was hard and he took no shit off Indians."

Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged indian , toilet roll , john wayne , kleenex , rough , hard , shit , supermarket - Current Score: 87 - Added: 2 months ago

I went for an Indian last night. And if he hadn't run off so fast I would have beaten the shit out of him.

Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged indian - Current Score: 54 - Added: 4 days ago

An insect falls into a mug of beer

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out

American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing the insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. The paki then moves to England and claims benefits.

Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged english , englishman , american , america , usa , united states , china , chinese , gook , indian , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beer , loan , kashmir , yanky - Current Score: 42 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged british , kebab , beer , indian - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months ago

What do you call an Indian with pink hair?

Gandhi floss.

Joke by DavidCollom, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , indian , gandhi - Current Score: 35 - Added: 9 months ago

A White, a Black and an Indian are walking along the beach when they find a magic lamp. Quick as a flash, out pops a Genie.

'Ah you have freed me' Says the Genie ' I will grant you each one wish to show my gratitude'

The Indian says ' I wish all the Indians were home in India living happy lives'

Poof! He dissapears

The Black says ' I wish all the Blacks were home in Africa living happy lives'

Poof! he dissapears

Then the White turns to the Genie and says: 'So your telling me there are no blacks or indians in the country?'

'Yes, I suppose so' Replies the Genie

The White says : 'Well I'll just have some champagne then'

Joke by Aye-same, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged racism , black , indian , genie - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year ago

How do you tell when an Indian boy becomes a man?

When the nappy goes from the arse to the head......

Joke by ged, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged indian , nappy , raghead - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What's brown and sticky?

An Indian girl in a bukkake movie.

Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Bukkake - Tagged indian , bukkake , spunk , come , sticky , house of bleary - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 week ago

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