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| Barclay's are apparently "Fluent in Finance." Well, that's fantastic. Its just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English. |    |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged indian call centres , indians , pakis , wogs , call centre , bank , barclays , english , fluent , paki , phone , customer service - Current Score: 1018 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
| How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just a moment, sir. Let me pass you on to the right department. Please hold the line. | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged indians , lightbulb , roll fizzlebeef - Current Score: 96 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| The American national anthem has a line.. "Home of the Brave" Well I suppose it used to be until they murdered all the fucking Indians! | |
Joke by spangletoss, in Religion and racism > American Indian - Tagged america , indians - Current Score: 58 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| Three blokes get caught by Red Indians, an English bloke, a Scottish chap, and an Irishman. The Red Indian Chief tells them that they must die by use of bow and arrow, but they each have one request. The English bloke asks for a sexy blonde who he shags for ten minutes before he recieves an arrow to the head. The Scottish bloke asks for a bottle of Jack Daniels, which he swigs straight down, and he recieves an arrow straight to the head as well. Paddy asks for a bottle of aftershave and he splashes it all over his body. The Indian Chief fires his bow and arrow at Paddy but the arrow shoots to the left, so he fires another arrow but this time it shoots to the right. The Chief tells Paddy that if he fails to kill him with his third arrow then he is free to go. He fires the arrow but it goes straight over Paddy's head. The Chief says, "you are a free man but, can I ask you, what aftershave you are wearing?" Paddy says, "Aramis!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged arrow , bow , blonde , sexy , beer , aftershave , aramis , indians , paddy - Current Score: 42 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| Indians have a funny way of celebrating the cricket. | |
Joke by Lifey, in Celebrity and news events > Terrorists - Tagged indians - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 days ago
| what do you call 500 white men running down a hill ?? an avalanche what do you call 500 indians running down a hill ?? a mud-slide what do you call 500 blacks running down a hill ?? JAILBREAK | |
Joke by prince caso, in Religion and racism > MIXED RACES - Tagged 500 , white , indians , black , run , jail , mud , avalanche , racist , funny - Current Score: 24 - Added: 9 months, 4 days ago
| I always have trouble trying to understand what my doctors saying, He's from India and often muddles up a sentence when he's translating it in his head. This morning I was thrilled when he told me that "The test results are back and your long running medical problem is behind you". Then he thought about it and pointed out he meant I had rectal cancer ! God bless the NHS. | |
Joke by dayop, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged doctor , cancer , indians , translation - Current Score: 12 - Added: 6 days ago
| How do you recognise Indian pirates? Their flag - The Jolly Rajah. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged pirates , indians , india , flag , pun , jolly roger - Current Score: 10 - Added: 5 days ago
| Things haven't changed that much in the past twenty years. We used to play cowboys and Indians, and today I saw my son and his mate playing builders and call-centre operators. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Jokes with no home > Children - Tagged cowboys , indians - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| America has offered to send in the 7th Cavalry to Mumbai, apparently they have some experience in dealing with Indians. | |
Joke by barrythebeast, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Shootings - Tagged shootings , mumbai , america , indians , racism - Current Score: 4 - Added: 3 days ago
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