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| What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance. |    |
Joke by Ixm, in Illness and mortality > Injury - Tagged injury , head wound , spade , doug , ambulance , anti-joke - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I've never understood why football fans chant, "You're going home in a fucking ambulance!" Since when do the NHS do drop-offs? | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Celebrity and news events > NHS - Tagged nhs , ambulance , football , chant , hurt , injure , injury , wtf ed byrne - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Injured at work? Want to sue your boss? Then fuck off to America. | |
Joke by Razza, in Illness and mortality > Injury - Tagged injury , insurance , compensation , america - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| Don’t you think after this many years, pudsey’s eye would have healed? | |
Joke by teekisbent, in Celebrity and news events > Children In Need - Tagged children in need , pudsey , eye , injury - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I kept on wondering why the brick was getting bigger, all of a sudden, it hit me. | |
Joke by pi, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged brick , hit , violence , injury , funny - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
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