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| My grandad used to get up at 5am every morning and deliver milk to people's doorsteps in a horse drawn cart. He isn't a milkman, he's clinically insane. |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged milkman , insane , horse , grandad , mental - Current Score: 57 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| There is nothing mad about talking to yourself. I do it a lot- its often the only way I can ensure an intelligent conversation. >>> Note for Americans- "mad" means "insane," not "angry." Oh, fuck, now I'm going to need to explain what "intelligent conversation" means too.... | |
Joke by twayne, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged mental , mad , insane , not angry , blackadder , rowan atkinson - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| An inmate at an asylum proclaimed loudly:"I am Napoleon!" "How do you know?"asks a fellow inmate. "God told me." he replied smugly A voice from next door shouted "I did fucking not!" | |
Joke by salmon337, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged napoleon , napolean , god , asylum , inmate , insane , mental - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I've got a friend of mine who's a psychologist and the other day he was looking for a name for a new disorder he's discovered. The disease causes the sufferer to speak absolute gibberish and suffer from delusions over their race. After my suggestion he decided that "Tim Westwood Syndrome" would suit it nicely. | |
Joke by chrisdood, in Celebrity and news events > Tim Westwood - Tagged tim westwood , insane , psychology - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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