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| Being a dyslexic at school, my English teacher always used to insult my grammar. I said, "you never even met her." |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexic , gramma , granma , english , insult , dyslexia - Current Score: 223 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| Congratulations. You have won the weight of your brain in sweets. To claim your free tic tac log onto www.thickasfuck.co.uk | |
Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > insult - Tagged insult , winner , crap - Current Score: 118 - Added: 9 months, 18 days ago
| Two oranges walk into a pub. One says to the other, "Your round". The other orange replies, "That hurts. I've been trying to lose weight!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged oranges , pub , pun , fat , orange , insult , bar , cunt , round - Current Score: 116 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| Three couples are having dinner together. The first husband says to his wife, "pass me the sugar, sugar." Not to be outdone, the second husband says, "could you pass me the honey,honey?" Most impressed by these clever endearments, the third husband leans over to his wife and says, "pass me the pork, pig." | |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged couples , dinner , wife , insult - Current Score: 40 - Added: 9 months, 19 days ago
| GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTEIN : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! ME : Master mind! YOU: Never mind! | |
Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > mind - Tagged mind , insult , crap - Current Score: 26 - Added: 9 months, 17 days ago
| Scientists have discovered that the average tit weighs 1.5kg, but they cannot work out the average weight of a cunt. So if you could pop on the scales and ring me back. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged insult , tit , boob , breast , tits , boobs , breats , weight , average , cunt , weigh , call , ring , scientist , scientists - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| If you tell an Hermaphrodite to go fuck themselves, is it an insult, or merely a request! | |
Joke by mediator, in Sex and shit > Hermaphrodites - Tagged hermaphrodite , fuck , insult , request - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
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