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| Scottish insults: She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan Had more hands up her than sooty! She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe! She's got a face that could make an onion cry. I wouldn't ride her into battle. Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege I wouldn't do her with a rusty pole Mair chins than a Chinese phone book She smells like an alkies carpet She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician It's like shaggin a pail of water. It's like shaggin the sleeve off a wizards cloak! she's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher Fanny like a ripped out fireplace Face like a sand blasted tomato Arse like a bag of washing She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant She's seen more helmets than Hitler Face like a stuntman's knee She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab Like opening the window and shagging the night She's seen more cockends than weekends A left her with a face like a painter's radio Fanny like a clown's pocket Fanny like a Hippo's yawn She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet More pricks than a second hand dartboard. Face like a blind joiners thumb She's done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo Even the tide wouldn't take her out Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard Handled more balls than Dino Zoff Pish flaps like John Wayne's saddle bags She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout A cunt like a burst couch A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters She's had more seamen than Saltcoats She's seen more stiffs than Quincy ! She's seen more cokes than a bottle of Bacardi! Cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun |    |
Joke by chris732, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged scottish , insults , fat , list , ugly - Current Score: 145 - Added: 3 months ago
| She had flaps so big, going down on her was like reading the Financial Times | |
Joke by smegs, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , insults , falps , fanny - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months ago
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