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| I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, sexy and flirty, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! |    |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged police , paedo , girlfriend , children , paedophilia , girl , child , virgin , love , kid , life , internet , paedophile , first hot this week and month - Current Score: 840 - Added: 6 days ago
| I bought some drugs on the internet that they say make you live forever. So far so good. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > immortal - Tagged drugs , internet , immortal - Current Score: 272 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago
| I met an amazing girl on the internet. Smart, sexy and uninhibited. Of course, it turned out to be a twelve year old paraplegic boy. I'll be honest, the sex was disappointing. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged jimmy carr , internet , sex , paraplegic , peadophile - Current Score: 170 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI. | |
Joke by jmtryan, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged fbi , women , men , internet - Current Score: 143 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
| I just watched the footage of Saddam's Hussein's execution... It made me wonder if there is anything on the internet that I wouldn't masturbate to. | |
Joke by zuse86, in Celebrity and news events > Saddam Hussein - Tagged saddam hussain , wanking , internet , frankie boyle , mock the week - Current Score: 131 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I've got a new job with the police. You can take the piss, but I'm doing what I love, and meeting like-minded people too. Pretending to be a teenage girl, and chatting up paedos. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged police , paedophile , internet , chat , sex , dirty - Current Score: 102 - Added: 6 days ago
| Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action. Eager to please, I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while | |
Joke by Karnorjax1138, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , sexist , internet , email - Current Score: 86 - Added: 9 months, 13 days ago
| **PLEASE BE CAREFUL ABOUT INFORMATION GIVEN ONLINE**... Last night my wife was talking to a guy online. He seemed a really nice guy at first but soon he started begging to meet up for sex. Fuck me, he should've asked for a photo first. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged internet , wife - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| Some journalists in Beijing have complained that they're being denied access to certain websites. The Chinese government have denied that they are censoring the internet, but the journalists are still kicking up a stink. Now, see, what the Chinese government should have said was, "yeah, we censor the internet, but we only block child porn and gay fetish websites". The journalists probably wouldn't be so quick to speak out after that. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged china , beijing , censorship , internet - Current Score: 58 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| The internet : all the piracy, none of the scurvy. | |
Joke by cb, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged internet , piracy , pirates , scurvy - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 week ago
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