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| A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research. The man listened intently and thought, "This is absolutely great." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is fantastic." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "65." The robot then said, "So, how are things in America these days?" |    |
Joke by bicycle day, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged robot , bar , american , iq , string theory , creationism - Current Score: 610 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , 119 , iq - Current Score: 171 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| 80% of Big Brother applicants are between 16 and 24. The rest have a significantly higher IQ. | |
Joke by MorgeTheMunger, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged big brother , iq , stupid , statistic , jimmy carr - Current Score: 88 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
| I must apologise to all Americans who happen to be out there reading these jokes, we must never forget that Americans, like most other people, are needed. They are needed for entertainment, target practice, setting the standards for international IQ's, providing weapons to middle east countries, spreading mass panic at airports (although Muslims helped), and last but equal to all else - providing easy girls to fuck! | |
Joke by Widow Maker, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged middle east , weapons , girls , americans , iq , airports , muslim - Current Score: 58 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
| I was speaking to an American in the pub the other week and he was a bit worried because his boss was going to make him take an IQ test. Anyway, I saw him last night and asked him how he had got on. He replied, 'great I think, my results said I tested negative'. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , iq , boss , negative , tested - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| What's the difference between baseball & rounders? Rounders is played by primary school children, baseball is played by fully-grown men with the combined IQ of a primary school child | |
Joke by DickWank, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged iq , baseball , rounders , primary school - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
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