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| George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. As they're sat down, Bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair. He pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. The Iranian president falls about laughing. He pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. Again the Iranian president pisses himself laughing. He pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. Eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the Iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard. Bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to Washington - the Iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days. Three days pass and the Iranian president arrives in Washington for the talks. As he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. Eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one. Nothing happens........ Bush starts giggling. He winces as he pushes the second one. Again, nothing.... Bush starts laughing harder. He grimaces as he pushes the third one. Once more, nothing happens..... Bush falls out of his seat laughing. The Iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "I'm going back to Iran." Gasping for air, Bush replies, "what Iran?" |    |
Joke by jebusmooli, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bush , iran , bomb - Current Score: 190 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| The Iranians have refused to play against the USA in the Wheelchair Basketball at the Paralympics. Talk about ingratitude! With their indiscriminate bombing campaign, the Americans have provided more invalids in the Middle East than anybody else. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged iran , usa , americans , paralympics , sport , bombing , basketball - Current Score: 95 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| Prince Charles arrives in Iran on an official visit. He asks the president, "Where is the Shah?" "What do you mean?" says the president. "There is no Shah. We got rid of the Shah years ago." "In that case," says Charles, "I'll have a bath." | |
Joke by gaylord, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Charles - Tagged iran , case , big-eared twats - Current Score: 75 - Added: 10 months, 25 days ago
| A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social monetary benefits!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Polish." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!" The person says, "I am not English, I am from Croatia." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not English!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?" She says, "No, I am from Iraq!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English people?" The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says .... "Probably at work." | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > somali - Tagged somali , english , coratia , poland , iran - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| On the news that Israel has been conducting rehearsal bombing raids on Iran's nuclear facilities, the world oil price shot up and political commentators are warning of the potentially grim consequences. I'm confused, how the fuck would a nuclear war between Jews and Arabs be a bad thing!? | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged israel , iran , war , nuclear - Current Score: 61 - Added: 5 months, 11 days ago
| Remember those 15 soldiers captured for straying into Iranian waters who then sold their story? 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the fucking map does it? | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Celebrity and news events > News Flash - Tagged men , women , sexism , iran , navy , map reading - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I just watched a documentary film about an eathquake in Iran. Thousands of Muslims died. I like a film with a happy ending. | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged earthquake , iran - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| Why have Iranian men got such big arseholes? Because their queers are so well hung. | |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged iran , queers , hanging , murderous , sandnazis , graham norton - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| Hurricane Gustav is threatening to disrupt oil and gas production in America. The residents in New Orleans are fleeing in panic. The Iranians should be a bit nervous too. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Gustav - Tagged hurricane gustav , america , another war looming , iran - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 months ago
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