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| What's the difference between a British and an Iraqi soldier? Don't know? Welcome to the United States Air Force, son! |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Celebrity and news events > Iraq - Tagged british , iraqi , soldier , united , states , air , force - Current Score: 521 - Added: 11 months ago
| The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic - Current Score: 245 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| How do you stop an Iraqi tank? Shoot the people pushing it. | |
Joke by scotti boi3, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraqi , war , tank , paki - Current Score: 99 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Iraqis. The Iraq troop leader says, "we're going to shoot you, but we will give you one last request." He says to the Welshman, "what's your last request?" The Welshman says, "I want a thousand Welshman singing 'Land of my Fathers'." "Okay, you've got it. What about you?" he says to the Scotsman. "I want a thousand Scots pipers piping Scotland the brave," says the Scot. "You've got it" says the Iraqi. "What's your last request?" he says to the Irishman. "I want a thousand Irishman doing the Riverdance" says Paddy. "It's yours" says the Iraqi. Turning to the Englishman, he says, "and your last request?" The Englishman says, "fucking shoot me first". | |
Joke by CaesarLXV, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged englishman , irishman , scot , iraqi , welshman , scotland - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Apparantly this guy, Nicky Reilly, the Exeter bomber, only ended up injuring himself. The UK Muslim council are said to be horrified- When asked for comment, they replied " fucking amateur" | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , pakis , paki , suicide , suicide bomber , iraqi , white , english - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| What do Iraqis and Fred Flintstone have in common? They both wake up in the morning and say hi to rubble! | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Iraq - Tagged iraqi , fred flintstone - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| True story An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, 'Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him'. The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point, a Gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen'. 'It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today'. 'However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the English people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq '. 'When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in England, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid.' Apparently the queue cheered and applauded. | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraqi , scrounger - Current Score: 15 - Added: 8 months, 8 days ago
| Why do Americans talk so loud? To drown out the screaming souls of dead Iraqi children and British soldiers. | |
Joke by Insomnivore, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , loud , screaming , iraqi , children , simon amstell - Current Score: 2 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
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