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| Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!" "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" |    |
Joke by charlie1105, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , twins , fuck , daughter - Current Score: 543 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , potato famine - Current Score: 303 - Added: 10 months, 15 days ago
| What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono. | |
Joke by iKarp, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , god , bono - Current Score: 276 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing family. Englishman says, "My son was born on St.George's Day so I called him George!" "What a coincidence!" says the Scotsman, "My son was born on St.Andrews Day so I called him Andrew!" "Jaysus!" says the Irishman, "That's fucking amazing!, wait 'til I go home and tell our Pancake!!! | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > family - Tagged english , irish , scots - Current Score: 255 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged entrance , robbed , frank carson , exit , escape , robbery , irish , ireland - Current Score: 249 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all talking about their teenage daughters.The Englishman says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smoked." The Scotsman says, "that's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank." With that the Irishman says, "both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock." | |
Joke by pdf1, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , daughter , cock - Current Score: 234 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| An Irish family have frozen to death outside a theatre in Dublin. They had been queuing for three weeks to see Closed For The Winter. | |
Joke by DDJ, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , theatre , dublin , ireland , stupid , dead - Current Score: 211 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station. A big poster at the front reads "Two Blackmen wanted for rape!" Paddy turns to Mick and says "Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs". | |
Joke by treefella22, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , rape , black - Current Score: 207 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Seven Englishman and an Irishman are in a rape line up.... The victim walks in and Paddy steps forward and shouts "Thats her, the miserable frigid fucker"!!!! | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , irish , rape - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Muslim fundamentalists have got to be the shitest terrorists in history. Even the fuckin' Irish worked out you could walk away from a bomb before it blows up! | |
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , fundamentalist , terrorist , bomb , irish - Current Score: 201 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
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