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| Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic? |    |
Joke by durjaya, in Jokes with no home > Ironic - Tagged ironic , abortion , irony , egg - Current Score: 1156 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| The following headlines were actually printed in newspapers. The irony in some of these are absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes awkward). Check them out: - Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One - Miners Refuse to Work after Death - Include Your Children when Baking Cookies - Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide - Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead - Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted - Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case - Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents - Iraqi Head Seeks Arms - Prostitutes Appeal to Pope - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over - British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands - Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms - Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe - Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant - War Dims Hope for Peace - Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures - Deer Kill 17,000 - Stolen Painting Found by Tree - Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy - Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire - Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood - Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half - New Vaccine May Contain Rabies - Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors - Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter - Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years - Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges - Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge - New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group - Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks - Eye Drops Off Shelf - Teachers Strike Idle Kids - Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead - Princess Diana Was Alive Hours Before She Died | |
Joke by Eoghain, in Celebrity and news events > News reports - Tagged news paper , news reports , funny , headline , irony , ironic - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year ago
| Our local cemetery has just raised its prices for burial plots. Not only that, but the cheeky bastards have the nerve to blame it on the cost of living! | |
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged death , cemetry , ironic - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months, 22 days ago
| " Don't criticise what you can't understand.." Perhaps one of the best lyrics from a song, ever. How remarkably ironic that it was written by an American. | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bob dylan , times they are a changing , criticise , ironic , irony , wait , laughing at the yanks was 2 weeks ago mate - Current Score: 45 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| Isn't it a bit obvious when your enemy sends a threat letter to your house saying, "I know where you live". | |
Joke by Nayim, in Jokes with no home > Threat - Tagged threat , letter , live , enemy , retarded , ironic - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was talking to a Pakistani on the bus today. He said he was sick of the Poles coming over here and nicking all their jobs. Ironic? Didn't realise they'd opened corner shops and taxi firms. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , bus , shop , taxi , ironic - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
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