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| What's long and hard and makes women groan? An Ironing Board. |    |
Joke by DDJ, in Jokes with no home > random - Tagged women , ironing , hard , iron - Current Score: 515 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I sent her my ironing, that'll keep the bitch busy. | |
Joke by zip, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged bitch , housewife , ironing - Current Score: 235 - Added: 9 months ago
| Why is Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wear clothes? | |
Joke by weel, in Jokes with no home > TV - Tagged pingu , ironing - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| My wife was pissed off at me the other day. "Why did you make a doctors appointment behind my back? There's nothing wrong with me." "Yes there is. You've got an iron defiency." "No I haven't. I'm perfectly healthy" "Try telling that to my fucking unironed shirts." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged ironing , wife , lazy bastard missus - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| I was arguing with an American today. I said, "You know the problem with all you Americans? You just don't understand the concept of irony." He replied, "Well sure I do, buddy! You see any creases on this shirt?" | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , irony , ironing , dumb fucks , 8 ace - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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