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| Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old? Because he was a paedophile. |    |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , muslim , paedo , six year old , married , islam , aisha , mohammed - Current Score: 989 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages. They're calling it 'Islam'. | |
Joke by TGS, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged arabs , islam , muslim , submission , mohammed , allah , dark ages , illiterate , sisterfucking , morons - Current Score: 233 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though," mum confides. "Oh so sad dear," says the other. "And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too," says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me ...." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged islam , middle east , middle easter , islamic , suicide , bomb , bombers , bomber , martyr , blow , grow , blow up , grow up - Current Score: 229 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why do so many Muslims marry their own cousins? To ensure the next generation will be dumb enough to accept Islam. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , incest , recessive genes , islam - Current Score: 193 - Added: 5 months ago
| You know, if this Islam bollocks turns out to be true, everyone who takes the piss out of Muslims will be sent to hell by Allah. Ah well. At least there won't be any Pakis down there. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged hell , islam , pakis , divine judgement - Current Score: 190 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Strike back at Islam. Run into your local mosque with 20 pounds of pork sausages strapped to your chest. | |
Joke by marley, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged mmmmm pork products , islam - Current Score: 182 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| You would think that the great prophet of a major world religion would have more important things to be offended at than having a teddy bear named after him. If I were him, I'd be more offended about the millions of Pakis named after me. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged islam , muslim , paki , teddy bear , sudan - Current Score: 175 - Added: 6 months ago
| I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason. The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? " No, I said- I think he's an atheist. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , muslim , terrorist , terrorism , islam , dog , vet , staffordshire bull terrier , paki , pakis , pakistanis , brown , atheist - Current Score: 154 - Added: 5 months ago
| How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they expect us to do it for them. | |
Joke by DickWank, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged islam , lightbulb , immigrants - Current Score: 121 - Added: 1 month ago
| Children these days can't win. You get in trouble for refusing to take part in Muslim prayers during RE lessons, but when you try to show an understanding of Islam by drawing a nice picture of Mohammed in art lessons you get in trouble for that, too. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged islam , mohammed , double standards , school , cheshire , muslim , muslim , pakis , paki , mohammed picture controversy , danish - Current Score: 118 - Added: 3 months ago
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