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| Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old? Because he was a paedophile. |    |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , muslim , paedo , married , islam , aisha , mohammed , little girl - Current Score: 1129 - Added: 6 months ago
| Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages. They're calling it 'Islam'. | |
Joke by TGS, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged arabs , islam , muslim , submission , mohammed , allah , dark ages , illiterate , sisterfucking , morons - Current Score: 265 - Added: 6 months ago
| Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though," mum confides. "Oh so sad dear," says the other. "And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too," says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me ...." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , middle east , middle easter , islamic , suicide , bomb , bombers , bomber , martyr , blow , grow , blow up , grow up - Current Score: 247 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| I was asked to leave Waterstones last week for moving the Qur'an to the horror section | |
Joke by leozam, in Religion and racism > Islam - Tagged islam , muslim , quran - Current Score: 243 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Why do so many Muslims marry their own cousins? To ensure the next generation will be dumb enough to accept Islam. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , incest , recessive genes , islam - Current Score: 227 - Added: 8 months ago
| You would think that the great prophet of a major world religion would have more important things to be offended at than having a teddy bear named after him. If I were him, I'd be more offended about the millions of Pakis named after me. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , paki , teddy bear , sudan - Current Score: 220 - Added: 9 months ago
| I can understand why Muslims are so highly motivated to carry out terrorist attacks, they are promised 72 virgins when they go to heaven. A fine reward, I'm sure we'll all agree. But for those virgins... heaven isn't exactly what they expected is it? "You be a good little girl, you must always wear a burka, you must always wear a veil. You may not go to school, you may not get a job, you may not learn to read, you may not vote, drive, dance, play games or listen to music. You must live a life of absolute humility and celibacy. Then when you die you will go to heaven... ....where you will be raped by evil terrorists and be their sex slave for the rest of eternity." | |
Joke by ferret, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslims , islam , terrorists , 911 , 72 virgins , suicide bombers , sex slave , rape - Current Score: 219 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| You know, if this Islam bollocks turns out to be true, everyone who takes the piss out of Muslims will be sent to hell by Allah. Ah well. At least there won't be any Pakis down there. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged hell , islam , pakis , divine judgement - Current Score: 215 - Added: 5 months ago
| Strike back at Islam. Run into your local mosque with 20 pounds of pork sausages strapped to your chest. | |
Joke by marley, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged mmmmm pork products , islam - Current Score: 205 - Added: 8 months ago
| During the riots about the cartoons about Mohammed, I saw someone holding up a sign that said "death to all who believe that Islam is a violent religion" and I couldn't help but think, sometimes humour just writes itself... | |
Joke by marshallscopegift, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslim , mohammed , islam , cartoons - Current Score: 201 - Added: 3 months ago
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