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| Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though," mum confides. "Oh so sad dear," says the other. "And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too," says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me ...." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , middle east , middle easter , islamic , suicide , bomb , bombers , bomber , martyr , blow , grow , blow up , grow up - Current Score: 240 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A journalist goes to Iraq and is surprised to see that the local men allow their wives to walk in front of them. The journalist approaches a local and says, "I thought the custom in Islamic countries was for wives to walk ten paces behind their husbands?" "It was," replied the local, "But that all changed with the war." "How did the war change things?" The journalist enquired. The local replied, "land mines." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraq , islamic , war , land mine , war of the worlds - Current Score: 181 - Added: 10 months, 25 days ago
| What do female Muslims use for birth control? Their faces. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , islamic , women , woman , female , birth control , face , faces , birth , control - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Did Michael Jackson convert to Islam simply because he heard Mohammed had a six year old wife? | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , wacko , jacko , wacko jacko , muslim , paki , mohammed , paedo , paedophile , paedophilia , paedophillia , paedos , islam , islamic - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 week ago
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