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Israel are considering pulling out of the Beijing Olympics due to the smoggy air conditions.

The Chinese government says "it's just harmless mist".

An Israeli spokesman says " we are not falling for that one again "
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Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged jews , israel , olympics , chinese , mist , beijing  - Current Score: 197 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago

On the news that Israel has been conducting rehearsal bombing raids on Iran's nuclear facilities, the world oil price shot up and political commentators are warning of the potentially grim consequences.

I'm confused, how the fuck would a nuclear war between Jews and Arabs be a bad thing!?
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Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged israel , iran , war , nuclear  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago

'Eight Neo-Nazis arrested in Israel.'

What next, BNP relocate to Bradford?
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Joke by max the storyteller, in Religion and racism > BNP - Tagged bnp , nazi , israel  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 week ago

Apparently Germany's treasury has recently gone bankrupt.

It turns out that Israel sent them a gas bill.
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Joke by aglxs20, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged germany , bankrupt , bust , israel , jews , gas , bill  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago

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