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| I was watching the final on Sunday with a bunch of Italians-at first they were all supporting Germany, but they all changed sides half way through when Germany started losing. Who says history doesn't repeat itself? |    |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged world war two , italians , cowards , wops , dagos , football , euro 2008 , sides , germany , spain , history - Current Score: 135 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| After their failure in the Beijing 2008 Olympic rowing events, the Italians decided to send a spy over to the Great British camp to see if he can pick up any tips. The spy returns after observing the British training. "It's so simple," he says, "they have eight men rowing and only one man shouting and waving his arms." | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged rowing , eight , waving , spy , failure , british , italians - Current Score: 108 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| The SAS Motto:- "Who Dares Wins" The Italian SAS Motto:- "Who Cares Who Wins" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged sas , italians , motto - Current Score: 39 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
| An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a coupla bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, ‘Times Up?'" | |
Joke by Griffasaurus Rex, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged mafia , italians , death bed , adultery - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment | |
Joke by ag, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , speech impediment - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the Italian battle flag? A white cross on a white background. | |
Joke by Roger Darce, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , cowards , eye-ties , war - Current Score: 13 - Added: 9 months, 15 days ago
| Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Because you can't fit that much shit in a trainer! | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , italy , shit - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a straight Italian and a gay Italian? About 4 beers | |
Joke by Sicki_Sims, in Sex and shit > Drunken - Tagged drunk , sex , gay , italians , lol - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb, one to be a witness, and one to shoot the witness | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , mafia , light bulb - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why don't Italian kids get spots? They slide off. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , acne - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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