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| The National Eczema Association are currently fundraising. They've just launched a scratch card. |    |
Joke by lovelace, in Illness and mortality > Eczema - Tagged scratch , fundraising , itchy , skin - Current Score: 122 - Added: 4 months ago
| Woman shopping in Asda notices a cute young assistant,he has such a nice arse it makes her randy. She asks him to carry her shopping to her car,on the way she cannot hold back any more and says to him "I've got an itchy pussy". He says "You'll have to point it out love,all these fucking Japanese cars look the same to me!!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged pussy , itchy , slapper , asda , poof - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do yo get when you cross Bill Oddie with thrush? An Itchy, twitchy twat. | |
Joke by jammycarrot, in Celebrity and news events > Bill Oddie - Tagged bill oddie , thrush , itchy , twitch - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
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