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| Some of the grammar on the internet is so bad and trust me it is important. Contemplate how one sentence can change rapidly even by changing a capital letter to a lower case... Ben would always have to help his Uncle Jack off his horse... Ben would always have to help his uncle jack off his horse... |    |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Jokes with no home > Grammar - Tagged grammar , jack , horse , uncle - Current Score: 162 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| The boss of a small company has two employees; Jack and Jill. Just recently the company has been doing badly so the boss decides one of them must go. Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma. "Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Jill replies, "You'll have to jack off then, 'cause I've got a headache." | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged jack , headache , jack off , sex , office , boss - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Try saying: "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" With out sounding like an Irish man swearing. | |
Joke by adzrules, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged jack , dee , irish , jack dee - Current Score: 47 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
| Jack and Jill were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom. So Jill asked Jack to go with her. Jack said, "no, you're my sister, that's gross." Jill said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't find another date, you'll take me." So Jack said okay. Well, Jack couldn't find a date so he went with Jill. They were just standing by the punch bowl, and Jill asked Jack to dance. Jack said, "no, you're my sister, that's gross." Jill said, "Come on. It'll be fun." So Jack said okay, and they had a great time. After the dance, Jill asked Jack to take her to Makeout Hill. Jack said, "no, you're my sister, It would be gross." Jill said, "we'll just talk, we don't talk anymore." So Jack said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Jill moved to the backseat. Jill said, "Come on, Jack, take me." Jack didn't argue. When Jack moved on top of Jill, Jill murmured, "You're a lot lighter than dad." Jack said back, "I know. Mom told me last night." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged jack , jill , mam , dad , fuck , prom , sex , abuse - Current Score: 34 - Added: 9 months, 22 days ago
| I hear Jade Goody has a book out. With her cancer forcing her to stay indoors and Jack in prison, the library fine will be increasing. That's what she gets for trying to pretend she can read. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged library , book out , overdue , fine , cancer , jack - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
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