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| What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks. |    |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , jacko , santa claus , sack - Current Score: 409 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic and is dangerous to children, the other is a plastic bag. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sex , paedophile , children , jacko , jackson , kid - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| It was my first night in prison and I was feeling a bit nervous. My cellmate was a huge bloke with muscles on his muscles. When lights out came and I was lying on my bunk he said: "Seeing that we're going to be spending so much time together we better be family. What do you want to be, mummy or daddy" "Oh shit" I thought. But, on the principle that it's better to give than to receive, I said "I'll be daddy then" "Fair enough" says my cellmate "Now come over here and suck mommy's cock....." | |
Joke by Legless, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , jacko , prison sex , mommy , daddy - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Where's Michael Jackson going off on holiday this year? Oh, just off to Tampa with the kids. | |
Joke by atavachron, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged michael jackson , jacko , paedo , paedophile - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue. | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged jakson , jacko , nose - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| In a recent interview Lisa Marie Presley was asked why she had divorced Michael Jackson? "Well," she replied "I knew it was over when I told him I wanted to have kids and he said he already had." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged sick , all , community , michael jackson , jacko , peadophile - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| On a scale of 1 to 10... How old do you think Michael Jackson's boyfriend is? | |
Joke by lot9, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedophile , jacko , kiddy fiddler - Current Score: 3 - Added: 11 hours ago
| Why did Michael Jackson send $50,000 to the band Boyz II Men? He thought it was an escort agency. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , jacko , paedophilia , paedophile , escort , band - Current Score: -1 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
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