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| I bought my new car stereo today, it's voice activated. If I shout "country" it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout "rock" it plays Guns and Roses. I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me, I shouted "FUCKING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson. |    |
Joke by figster, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , jackson , paedophile - Current Score: 136 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , ps3 , playstation , paedophilia , paedophile , plastic surgery , michael , jackson , black , white - Current Score: 102 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic and is dangerous to children, the other is a plastic bag. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sex , paedophile , children , jacko , jackson , kid - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| How do you know when it's bedtime in Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedophile , paedo , paedophillia , michael , jackson , big , little , hand , clock , time , bed - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Jacko's house was raided by the Drug Squad. They found some Class A in his living room, Class B in his kitchen and Class 3C in his bedroom. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedo , jacko , michael , jackson , paedophile , paedophilia , class , drugs , drug , school , kids - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What does a big sale in the children's department and Michael Jackson have in common? Little boys' pants - half off! | |
Joke by JossDude, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedo , paedophile , paedophilia , little boy , pants , half off , michael , jackson , michael jackson - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The Police were searching neverland after a new set of allegations against jacko First they went into the living room and found class C drugs Then they went into the kitchen and found class B drugs Then they went into the Bathroom and found class A drugs Then they went into the Bedroom and found class 1C | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael , jackson , michael jackson , drugs - Current Score: 20 - Added: 9 months ago
| What did Michael Jackson say when his last trial ended? He felt like a kid again. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedo , paedophilia , paedophile , kids , kid , trial , michael , jackson - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| According to the papers, Michael Jackson is depressed. Of course he is - the fucking kids have gone back to school. | |
Joke by OzzieOwl28, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged black , white , michael , jackson , perv , paeodophile , idiot , drop caps - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| It's the weekend, with a week to go before Christmas. Michael Jackson is sitting at home with his aide, and feels like getting into the Christmas spirit, so asks his aide to go out and rent him a DVD...something with a bit of a seasonal feel. Trouble is, Jacko hasn't really much of a clue what he wants, so his aide suggests "Tell you what Michael, seeing as you're a big Disney fan, why not get Aladdin?" To which Jackson replies: "Fuck off, you know what I had to go through last time I did that..." | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged wacko , jackson , disney , kiddy fiddler , bleached black wierd fucker - Current Score: 12 - Added: 11 months ago
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