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Another shit joke about cancer?

Oh goody
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Joke by daoiale, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged jade , goody , cancer  - Current Score: 521 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago

I used to think that being a gynaecologist must be the best job in the world.....

until I read about Jade Goody.

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Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged gynaecologist , best , job , jade  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago

Who would want to be a News Reader?

Just try keeping a straight face and saying "Jade Goody has got cancer".

Go on, try it.
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Joke by dutchie, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , cancer  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago

Jade Goody has cancer!

Carlsberg don't do headlines....but hang on, the Sun does.
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Joke by daveybee, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , pramface , cancer , carlsberg , goody , the sun  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago

When I read the news report saying that Jade Goody has cervical cancer I was shocked and stunned.

The words 'inoperable', 'incurable' and 'terminal' never appeared once. Bastard.
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Joke by P45, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , cancer  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago

In response to news that Jade Goody has cervical cancer, a spokesperson for Big Brother has said,

"it doesn't surprise me, she's always been a rotten cunt."
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Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , rotten , cunt , cancer , big , brother  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago

Kerry Katona made bankrupt, Jade Goody gets cancer. All I need now is for Cheryl Cole to spontaneously combust live on X Factor and I can collect my bet.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by milo123, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , katona , jade , goody , cheryl , cole  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago

What's the difference between Jade Goody and Paul Newman?

About 200 days!
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Joke by dragon12, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , paul , newman , dead  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago

What's Jade Goody doing this summer?

Sweating.
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Joke by Gaiden, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , sweating , summer  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago

Kerry Katona told reporters yesterday, "I don't know why Jade Goody is so pissed off. At least she's got something."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , jade  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago

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