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| 22,000 dead in Burma so far. Both families are said to be devastated. |    |
Joke by arrowmaker, in Celebrity and news events > Burma - Tagged burma , cyclone , family , jahi - Current Score: 152 - Added: 3 months ago
| During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners questions the students, one by one. "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite! What about you John, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table." "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." | |
Joke by tanz_kid, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged teacher , john , bathroom , piss , dick , cock , manners , darling , peter , jahi - Current Score: 108 - Added: 4 months ago
| My 92 year old grandmother has been waiting on the NHS waiting list for an operation for over a year. Honestly, it's unbelievable, she has been waiting for a YEAR for this operation. That is appaling. That's just not acceptable, particularly for a woman of her age. I've even said to her, "Nan, could you not just live without bigger boobs?" | |
Joke by tanz_kid, in Sex and shit > Old - Tagged old , boobs , granny , grandmother , boob , plastic surgery , jahi - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 months ago
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