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| The U.S. National Hurricane Center has announced that it will change the name of Hurricane Dean to Hurricane Full Employment, having learnt from the mistakes of Hurricane Katrina. A spokesman said: "While it is unusual to miss out letters when naming storms, the thought of Full Employment bearing down on them might just terrify the blacks to evacuate this time." |    |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Dean/Jamaican Hurricane - Tagged hurricane , dean , jamaica , employment - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A bloke is wondering what would be a good anniversary preseant for his wife and thought maybe a true sign of their love would be to get her name tattoed on his cock. So he went to the tattoo parlor and asked for his wife's name to be done: 'Wendy'. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done. On his way home from the tattoo parlor he needed a piss. He went to the loo and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed that, when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible were the W and the Y. Suddenly, a big black bloke steps into the urinal beside him and pulls out his knob. He accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he also had the letters W and Y tattooed. "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too." The guys looked confused and said, "what makes you think that?" "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo - is your girlfriend named Wendy?" The black guys laughed and responded, "no, man, that tattoo says, 'Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day'." | |
Joke by BlackmansPinch, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , cock , jamaican , jamaica - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the couple walked in. "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in," the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the "sex god" that he was. "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the husband asked the shopkeeper. "Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied. After some badgering from his wife, the man finally gave in and tried the sandals on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes ... something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, quickly bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. At which point the Jamaican began screaming... "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!" | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Feet - Tagged feet , wrong , jamaican , sandals , jamaica , jim davidson - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| Boxers never have sex before a big fight. Do you know why this is...? Because they don't fancy each other... | |
| I met this beautiful blonde and we had great sex when I was in the West Indies. Jamaica? Yes, I had a knife. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Sexual Harassment - Tagged jamaica , knife , blonde - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| I'm quite disappointed by all these Jamaican runners winning gold in Beijing. I was quite looking forward to them finishing last and having to start a bob sled team. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged cool runnings , jamaica , olympics , beijing - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| It's sad to hear about Barbara Scott-Jones, the ex-nurse who got murdered when she went to Jamaica to find a toy boy. But it's true what they say.... once you've had black, you never come back! | |
Joke by TheGreasyWeasel, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged black , murder , jamaica , barbara scott-jones - Current Score: 11 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago
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